January 3, 2009

Why “The Biggest Loser” Is The Biggest Loser

1. Where’s my Hollywood Mansion? Contestants of the Biggest Loser reality fitness show are moved into a Hollywood Mansion for three months. It is undoubtedly a heck of a lot easier to maintain fitness focus when you’re sequestered in a Mansion for 12-weeks. Plus the cash incentive is huge: the winner banks $250,000. Cash and isolation make it far easier to maintain a commitment to the transformation process. Participants are not bothered with any of life’s distractions: work, family, stress and dilemmas.

2. Beat the hell out of them — Whoever dreamed up the training regimen for this torture-fest ought to be indicted as a war criminal. If US Army personnel subjected Guantanamo Bay terror prisoners to the forced labor insanity the Biggest Loser personal trainers do show participants they would be subject to court martial. One day the little female personal trainer made 400-pound men (miserably out of shape) run - not walk not jog - while carrying her on his back. Can you imagine the heart stress for a man who could generate a 90% age-related heart rate maximum walking to the mailbox and back? On the distaff side the metrosexual non-gender specific male personal trainer had his female fat babes run up the side of a mountain! To make matters worse, both PT’s inflicted psychological torture by taunting there respective crews with clichéd fitness platitudes. Oh the horror! They’re damn lucky someone didn’t keel over dead.

3. Then starve them — After making the obese people work like political prisoners in a Soviet Gulag circa 1952, participants are fed next to nothing. 350-400 pound men were allotted 1500 calories per day. This works out to 3.75 calories per pound bodyweight. Again, the Red Cross and Amnesty International should be alerted. This savage combination of over-work in the gym and under-feeding after the fact causes a metabolic condition known as catabolism. Any 1st year medical student would know that combining sustained and intense physical effort with starvation-level calories is physiologically disastrous and dangerous. When the human body senses starvation primordial hardwire circuitry triggers and the body will preserve body fat at all costs. Cortisol is dumped into the bloodstream as a result of physical stress and a lack of nutrients. The body cannibalizes muscle tissue to cover caloric shortfall; the body literally eats its own muscle tissue in order to spare body fat. What a revolting development.

4. The winner was easily spotted from day 1 — The deck was stacked. The ultimate winner was an athletic protegee; a guy who’d wrestled for Iowa, Matt, was a national level athlete who had a shot at making the Olympic team. He’d allowed himself to get badly out of shape. Any athlete of this caliber has so much “muscle memory” that when I saw his credentials I knew he would be the ultimate winner: it was a foregone conclusion. At his athletic peak, weighing under 200, he was light years past the qualifications of show’s “personal trainers.” It was clear how superior an athlete he was when on one episode the prison guard female PT worked the men to exhaustion then challenged them to a sprint: how delicious a moment when the exhausted 340-pound fat man whipped her soundly. She was shocked speechless. Wrestlers know all about deprivation and anyone who wrestled at that level has the athletic work ethic of a machine. Give a guy like that 20 weeks to beat himself into shape, wave $250,000 in front of his face and watch the “normal” people get trampled in his path. If they were serious they should have chosen untrained people of various ages and not allowed out-of-shape athletic wonders to compete. Plus it didn’t hurt his weight loss regimen that he simultaneously kicked the booze.

5. Twenty weeks is a long time — Twelve weeks were spent isolated at the Mansion and eight weeks were spent at home. Is there any greater training and dietary motivation being in the final three with a quarter of a million bucks on the line? Normal obese people living regular lives are not provided that type of motivation. It’s a lot harder to maintain focus and drive when no one is watching, when no one cares (other than concerned friends and relatives) and there is zero financial incentive. With its dubious methodology its doubtful any aspect of the Biggest Loser approach has the slightest applicability to real people leading real lives.

6. Not to cast stones without offer alternatives — Purposefully Primitive Obesity solutions provides real results for real people leading regular lives.

Marty Gallagher is a former fitness columnist for washingtonpost.com. He is also a former national and world champion powerlifter. Marty’s articles have been featured in Muscle Media, Muscle & Fitness, and Powerlifting USA magazines. His website, http://www.martygallagher.com, assimilates years of accumulated knowledge from the athletic elite and makes them accessible to the common person. The “Purposeful Primitive” way has been proven effective time after time after time for weight loss, increasing muscle tone, and complete physical transformation.

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January 2, 2009

Films - Forbidden Planet

Before Leslie Nielson became one of the funniest men in the movies with such classics as “The Naked Gun” series, he was actually a very serious actor. Most people today would have no idea of this fact. But yes, there was a time. One of his greatest films was the classic science fiction “Forbidden Planet” which was made in 1956. It was directed by Fred Wilcox and written by Irving Block and Allen Adler.

The premise of the story was actually very simple. A spaceship, commandeered by Commander John Adams, played by Nielson, was sent to the planet Alta to investigate the strange and sudden silence from the planet and the colony that was living there. When the spaceship arrives, they discover that all but two of the colonists have died. The survivors are Dr. Morbius and his daughter Altaira. Somehow, they survived the attacks of a terrible monster. Morbius was played brilliantly by Walter PIdgeon and his daughter was played by the beautiful Anne Francis. The movie did a great job of showing her off.

Morbius explained to the crew what happened and all might have been well with his explanation but when Adams decides that they’re going to stick around for a while Morbius almost goes into a rage and practically orders them to leave the planet, telling them that he couldn’t be held responsible for what might happen to them. Well, that’s all Adams had to hear. Now he was more determined than ever to stay and find out what was “really” going on.

Needless to say, this prompted the “monster” to come out and attack one of the crew members in the ship itself. Morbius, upon hearing of this, told Adams that he was warned to leave. But Adams took it as more of a threat and was convinced that Morbius knew more than he was letting on.

Finally, Morbius gives Adams and Doctor Ostrow, played by Warren Stevens, a tour of the facility. This is when he tells the story of the Krell, the civilization that lived here millions of years before, a civilization more advanced than anything they had ever seen. When asked what happened to the Krell, Morbius gave a vague answer. But during the tour he showed Adams and Ostrow a mind booster machine. This would ultimately lead to Adams discovering the terrible secret.

If you haven’t seen the movie, we won’t ruin the ending for you. It was one of the most intense finishes in movie history and a film that even today stands up to anything that modern day film makers put together.

It should be noted that in this movie we see for the first time Robbie The Robot. While Robbie wasn’t anything more than a man in a suit, he was very realistic as robots go and turned out to be one of the most famous robots in all of movie history.

This movie has everything that anyone could want in a science fiction. Robots, pretty girls and a great story with a real surprise ending.

Don’t miss this one the next time they show it on the Sci-Fi channel.

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January 1, 2009

Family Guy (Season 3) DVD Review

Having first aired after the 1999 Super Bowl, Family Guy really hit its stride via cable re-runs and DVD sales (prompting Fox to announce the launch of Season 4 in May 2005, following the show’s original cancellation following Season 3). An animated series building a similar cult following to The Simpsons and Futurama, Family Guy employs its own unique brand of humor distinct to its other animated peers…

Family Guy follows the life and exploits of Peter Griffin, an idiotic family man flanked by his intelligent and loving wife, Lois. The couple have two children - Chris (an overweight, mentally challenged teenage boy), Meg (a neurotic teenage girl with low self-esteem), and Stewie (a super-intelligent infant who believes his mother is his enemy). Together, the Griffins live with their human-like dog, Brian, in suburban Quahog, Rhode Island…

The Family Guy (Season 3) DVD features a number of hilarious episodes including the season premiere “The Thin White Line” in which Brian takes his therapist’s advice and decides not to be so self-centered and to help others. Brian’s new attitude leads to his employment as a drug-sniffing K-9 for the Quahog police force. But while on the job, Brian becomes addicted to cocaine, and while in rehab, he discovers that the Griffin family (and Peter in particular) are a bad influence on his life… Other notable episodes from Season 3 include “And the Wiener is…” in which Peter joins a gun club, and “Mr. Saturday Knight” in which Peter decides to follow his lifelong dream of becoming a knight with the traveling Renaissance Fair…

Below is a list of episodes included on the Family Guy (Season 3) DVD:

Episode 29 (The Thin White Line) Air Date: 07-11-2001
Episode 30 (Brian Does Hollywood) Air Date: 07-18-2001
Episode 31 (Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington) Air Date: 07-25-2001
Episode 32 (One If By Clam, Two If By Sea) Air Date: 08-01-2001
Episode 33 (And the Wiener is…) Air Date: 08-08-2001
Episode 34 (Death Lives) Air Date: 08-15-2001
Episode 35 (Lethal Weapons) Air Date: 08-22-2001
Episode 36 (The Kiss Seen Around the World) Air Date: 08-29-2001
Episode 37 (Mr. Saturday Knight) Air Date: 09-05-2001
Episode 38 (A Fish Out of Water) Air Date: 09-19-2001
Episode 39 (Emission Impossible) Air Date: 11-08-2001
Episode 40 (To Love and Die in Dixie) Air Date: 11-15-2001
Episode 41 (Screwed the Pooch) Air Date: 11-29-2001
Episode 42 (Peter Griffin: Husband, Father… Brother?) Air Date: 12-06-2001
Episode 43 (Ready, Willing, and Disabled) Air Date: 12-20-2001
Episode 44 (A Very Special Family Guy Freakin’ Christmas) Air Date: 12-21-2001
Episode 45 (Brian Wallows and Peter’s Swallows) Air Date: 01-17-2002
Episode 46 (From Method to Madness) Air Date: 01-24-2002
Episode 47 (Stuck Together, Torn Apart) Air Date: 01-31-2002
Episode 48 (Road to Europe) Air Date: 02-07-2002
Episode 49 (Family Guy Viewer Mail #1) Air Date: 02-14-2002
Episode 50 (When You Wish Upon a Weinstein) Air Date: 12-10-2004

Britt Gillette is author of The DVD Report, a blog where you can find more reviews like this one of the Family Guy (Season 3) DVD.

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December 31, 2008

Satellite TV is Making the Cable Companies Run Scared

Satellite TV holds a great advantage over the cable TV companies. Not only is the picture and sound quality superior, but there’s more choice in what to watch. If you said to yourself ‘there’s nothing on TV’, switch to satellite. The differences couldn’t be more obvious.

“Satellite is the only service that offers a true digital signal on each and every channel. Cable can not offer true digital quality channels.”

Why is Satellite TV Better Than Cable? So Many Reasons!

Many people don’t realize how much is offered with today’s satellite TV systems, assuming that they will be expensive or difficult to install. Not so! In fact, most of today’s top satellite TV companies such as service providers Dish Network and DirecTV, will come to your home and do the installation at no extra charge once you have a contract.

Your options are also greater with satellite TV vs. cable - most of the larger companies offer their services just about anywhere you can imagine, whether you live high in the mountains, remotely located from the world where no cable reaches, or in a crowded city. Being national companies rather than small, locally owned cable services also means you will benefit from quality service at lower prices. It also ensures you are getting the benefit of state-of-the-art technology. Many cable companies today are either replacing old cable or struggling to keep up while satellite TV providers are forging into the future.

Of course, in the final analysis, it all comes down to quality of programming and service reliability when you compare cable and satellite TV providers.

Cable quality vs. Satellite quality

With the limited bandwidth that cable offers, it’s no wonder the quality is poor. First, the cable wire comes from a hub transmission system somewhere near your home. At source, the signal is passable, but by the time it runs through your community, splitting to each house, the signal has degraded. As the cable is RF (radio frequency) based, it has converted from an audio/video signal (at source) to RF and then needs to re-convert back into audio/video for your television. Along the way, anything broadcasting through the air has tried to get into the cable line and will appear as noise on your TV screen.

The choice is yours. I have had both satellite TV and cable tv and I select the best based on the programming offered by the respective comapnies. In small towns it is a wash on which has the best signal, basiclly because the signal from cable is not split to as many homes as in a larger city.

Keith Londrie II is a well known author. For more information on Satellite TV, please visit Satellite TV for a wealth of information. You may also want to visit keith’s own web site at http://keithlondrie.com/

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December 26, 2008

La Femme Nikita (Season 2) DVD Review

Nominated for 18 Gemini Awards (which honor the English language achievements of Canadian television), La Femme Nikita established itself as a stalwart on the USA Network in the late-1990s. Based on the 1990 motion picture of the same name, La Femme Nikita changed its cast, but not its edgy characters and exciting underworld setting. A forerunner to the successful hit series Alias, the show features all the intrigue of its successor coupled with the fast-paced action of 24. An hour-long action/adventure drama series, La Femme Nikita premiered on the first day of 1997 and quickly built a loyal fan base that followed the series for five stellar seasons before its premature cancellation in Spring 2001…

La Femme Nikita follows the life of Nikita (Peta Wilson), a woman wrongfully convicted of a brutal murder. Sentenced to life in prison, a top-secret government agency known only as Section One sets its sights on the woman it believes to be a ruthless killer. Faking Nikita’s suicide, they usher her out of prison to train and program her into a willing and obedient assassin. But the conspirators at Section One didn’t bank on Nikita’s innocence. Now, they’re stuck with a bloodthirsty felon who’s not as bloodthirsty as they thought. Nevertheless, Nikita (now code-named ‘Josephine’) must carry out the orders of her superiors or else face her own death at the hands of an organization intent on keeping its secrets from the outside world. La Femme Nikita boasts an excellent cast to compliment Nikita’s numerous adventures, among them are Michael Samuelle (Roy Dupuis), Davenport (Lawrence Bayne), Seymour Birkoff (Matthew Ferguson), Walter (Don Francks), and Paul “Operations” Wolfe (Eugene Robert Glazer). Together, they create an intriguing atmosphere of mysterious identities, ruthless assassins, and government conspiracies that is certain to entertain even the most discriminating of viewers…

The La Femme Nikita (Season 2) DVD features a number of exciting episodes including the season premiere “Hard Landing” in which the audience learns that Nikita survived the destruction of a Freedom League hideout in the Season 1 finale. Now, the Freedom League is using Nikita as a decoy to lure Section One into a trap. When a Section One team led by Michael takes the bait, Michael and Nikita escape together and then spend the night together. But the omnipresent eye of Section One is not far behind… Other notable episodes from Season 2 include “Psychic Pilgrim” in which Nikita and Michael go undercover in order to break up a conspiracy initiated by an imprisoned terrorist and his corrupt lawyer, and “Off Profile” in which a new Section One recruit, Andrea, turns out to be more trouble than she’s worth…

Below is a list of episodes included on the La Femme Nikita (Season 2) DVD:

Episode 23 (Hard Landing) Air Date: 01-04-1998
Episode 24 (Spec Ops) Air Date: 01-11-1998
Episode 25 (Third Person) Air Date: 01-18-1998
Episode 26 (Approaching Zero) Air Date: 02-01-1998
Episode 27 (New Regime) Air Date: 03-01-1998
Episode 28 (Mandatory Refusal) Air Date: 03-08-1998
Episode 29 (Half-Life) Air Date: 03-22-1998
Episode 30 (Darkness Visible) Air Date: 03-29-1998
Episode 31 (Open Heart) Air Date: 04-05-1998
Episode 32 (First Mission) Air Date: 04-12-1998
Episode 33 (Psychic Pilgrim) Air Date: 04-19-1998
Episode 34 (Soul Sacrifice) Air Date: 06-14-1998
Episode 35 (Not Was) Air Date: 06-21-1998
Episode 36 (Double Date) Air Date: 06-28-1998
Episode 37 (Fuzzy Logic) Air Date: 07-05-1998
Episode 38 (Old Habits) Air Date: 07-12-1998
Episode 39 (Inside Out) Air Date: 07-26-1998
Episode 40 (Off Profile) Air Date: 08-02-1998
Episode 41 (Last Night) Air Date: 08-09-1998
Episode 42 (In Between) Air Date: 08-16-1998
Episode 43 (Adrian’s Garden) Air Date: 08-23-1998
Episode 44 (End Game) Air Date: 08-30-1998

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Britt Gillette is author of The DVD Report, a blog where you can find more reviews like this one of the La Femme Nikita (Season 2) DVD.

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December 14, 2008

TLC’s OVERHAULIN’ Transforms Junk Cars Into Works of Art With a New Twist.

With the recent publicity of automotive reality shows like Orange County Choppers, Monster Garage, and MTV’s Pimp My Ride TLC (The Learning Channel) has launched their own version. Overhaulin’ is similar to Pimp My Ride, but they don’t have a huge music celebrity like Exzibit. They instead use a legendary automotive designer named Chip Foose and give it a twist - they keep the beneficiary of the newly remade car completely in the dark about what is happening to their car.

As quoted in the New York Times, “OVERHAULIN’ revs the makeover-
genre engine with an automotive twist.” In the show, Chip Foose leads a team of top mechanics and automotive professionals whom completely redesign and rebuild the automobile into a work of art. This qualifies as a frame off restoration in automotive circles - the highest level. The difficulty is that the project car has to be completed in less than 1 week and various tactics are used to keep the unsuspecting automobile owner in the dark. Most of the time they resort to impersonating the police, private detectives, repo men, etc…all the while, using the automobile owner’s closest friends to make the stories more believable.

Chip designs each project car before the team starts. Basically the car is recreated. Top of the line equipment is installed (Power windows, performance brakes, top-of-the-line engines, and of course unbelievable sound systems). According to industry professionals a rebuild like this would normally run $100,000 plus. So, it is no wonder the overhauled recipients cry tears of joy when their new autos are revealed. This completely rebuilt automobile is something they could never afford to do. Every redesign takes the owners likes, interests, and relatives input along with Chip Foose’s amazing ideas to make sure the owners are more than pleasantly surprised.

“In each episode, Chip Foose and his team watch the videotape of the car’s
owner as he or she talks about the car and his or her dreams for it.”

Some shows have used celebrities for the Overhaulin’ victim. Every show has been extremely exciting and this is a show worth watching for anyone that has automotive inclinations and one day dreams of having a fantasy overhaul. Some of the stories of loyalty and acts of kindness and benevolence by the selected owners can really humble you and bring tears to your eyes. Overhaulin’ is a great show and definitely worth your time - if nothing else, it will give you great ideas to dream about!

David Maillie is an alumni of Cornell University and specializes in automotive safety products and information. He holds numerous patents and awards for his patented headlight cleaner and restorer. For more information please visit: http://www.mdwholesale.com

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November 18, 2008

Married With Children (DVD) Review

First premiering in April 1987, Married With Children became a staple of the growing Fox Network’s original prime time programming, paving the way for further original creations such as The Simpsons. The total opposite of what a TV family should be, the original working title for the show was Not The Cosbys (a reference to the perfect family atmosphere of the popular 80’s sitcom The Cosby Show). Paving the way for ABC’s Roseanne, Married With Children more than lived up to its working title, chronicling the pathetic life of a Chicago shoe salesman and his equally dysfunctional family…

Married With Children follows the exploits of the Bundy family, a dysfunctional trailer-park trash family living in American suburbia. The family is headed by Al Bundy (Ed O’Neill), a shoe salesman who’s lewd, crude, sarcastic, and completely dissatisfied with his life as a loser. Al’s wife Peg (Katey Sagal) spends her days watching Oprah and spending what little money Al brings home (she’s also Al’s greatest source of annoyance). Al and Peg’s lives are complicated by their children, Kelly (Christina Applegate), a beautiful yet stupid teenager, and Bud (David Faustino), a sex-starved adolescent. With neighbors Steve (David Garrison), Marcy (Amanda Bearse), and Jefferson (Ted McGinley) dropping in on a regular basis, Al’s dreams of a normal family life or a spare moment to relax are continually interrupted by the tortuous reality of his mediocre existence…

The Married With Children DVD features a number of hilarious episodes including the series pilot in which Peg and Al, worried because they have no friends of their own, meet the new neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades. Steve and Marcy have the perfect marriage, but the bad influences of the Bundys conspire to turn them against each other… Other notable episodes from Season 1 include “Whose Room is It Anyway?” in which Steve and Marcy decide to add a new room onto their house while Peg and Al pit the couple against each other in order to serve their own selfish interests, and “Peggy Sue Got Work” in which Al’s refusal to buy Peg the VCR she wants prompts her to get a job in a local department store…

Below is a list of episodes included on the Married With Children (Season 1) DVD:

Episode 1 (Pilot) Air Date: 04-05-1987
Episode 2 (Thinnergy) Air Date: 04-12-1987
Episode 3 (But I Didn’t Shoot the Deputy) Air Date: 04-19-1987
Episode 4 (Whose Room is it Anyway?) Air Date: 04-26-1987
Episode 5 (Have You Driven a Ford Lately) Air Date: 05-03-1987
Episode 6 (Sixteen Years and What Do You Get) Air Date: 05-10-1987
Episode 7 (Married… Without Children) Air Date: 05-17-1987
Episode 8 (The Poker Game) Air Date: 05-24-1987
Episode 9 (Peggy Sue Got Work) Air Date: 05-31-1987
Episode 10 (Al Loses His Cherry) Air Date: 06-07-1987
Episode 11 (Nightmare on Al’s Street) Air Date: 06-14-1987
Episode 12 (Where’s the Boss) Air Date: 06-21-1987
Episode 13 (Johnny Be Gone) Air Date: 06-28-1987

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Britt Gillette is author of The DVD Report, a blog where you can find more reviews like this one of the Married With Children (DVD).

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November 5, 2008

2001 Maniacs; Movie Review

Cast: Robert Englund, Lin Shaye, Giuseppe Andrews, Jay Gillespie, Marla Malcolm, Matthew Carey, Dylan Edrington, Mushond Lee, Bianca Smith, Brian Gross, Gina Marie Heekin, Adam Robitel, Brendan McCarthy, Christa Campbell, Wendy Kremer, Kane Hodder.

My Thoughts:Predictable

Review: “2001 Maniacs” is supposed to be a remake of Herschell Gordon Lewis’ “Two Thousand Maniacs”. While I have never seen that movie, the problem with “2001 Maniacs” is that it’s too predictable. .

The story follows 2 separate groups of young people who are headed to Daytona Beach Fl. for spring break. Unfortunately they come across a detour sign in the road and as any good horror fan knows, “Detour” signs always mean “danger” in a horror movie. Before they know it, both groups of teens have stumbled upon a hick town called “Pleasant Valley”, where the people albeit strange as hell, seem friendly enough. Soon another handful of young people arrive into town, a black guy named Malcolm and his asian girlfriend Kat.

The citizens of Pleasant Valley make all of the northern young folks their guests of honor and waste no time in showing a little bit of southern hospitality. But soon some of the young northern travelers begin to disappear, and it becomes evident that all may not be what it seems with the so called good folks of Pleasant Valley who behind the unsuspecting northerners backs, are planning a huge “Feast”…literally. “2001 Maniacs” offers up a good subplot which explains the towns sudden appearance out of nowhere. It seems back during the civil war a group of renegade northern soldiers wiped out the entire town of Pleasant Valley, all 2001 of it’s citizens in fact.

Now they have come back for revenge against the north, on the same day their town was desecrated all of those years ago no less, and it’s made obvious early on that these northern travelers are in for some bad times. However…it takes the travelers awhile to realize it and the question becomes, will they be able to put 2 and 2 together before it’s too late? While “2001 Maniacs” certainly delivers in the blood, gore, and overall splatterfest department…the film lacks an ora of mystery and telegraphs itself way too early. Everything happens the way you would expect it to up until the end, where a little bit of creativity is shown when the last two survivors are thrown into a fight for their lives. The kills are rather creative but you can pretty much figure out who’s going to die and in what order which further enhances this films predictable nature. The people of Pleasant Valley themselves are an annoying bunch, even the very attractive girls in the town are painful to watch when they start talking.

The southern stereotypes from beastiality jokes, incest jokes, and just overall southerners being disturbingly odd jokes are all over the place in this movie. And that’s what kills most of the fun. It would’ve been a nice change of pace to have the folks of Pleasant Valley differ in persona rather than having each one act the same as the other. The teens of the movie are portrayed a little bit better. While we get the usual group of guys out to get laid, we also get a guy with two female friends who has a huge twist applied to his character later in the movie. You’ll have to see it for yourself but take my word for it it’s pretty funny, and we get the interracial couple in which the black guy is a biker and digs Led Zepplin…which pretty much is the ultimate in creating an outside the box character.

Robert Englund gives a good performance as Mayor Buckman of Pleasant Valley which is rivaled only by Lin Shaye as Granny Boone. But even the two of them can’t fully make up for the rest of the actors who portrayed Pleasant Valley citizens in a very subpar manner. “2001 Maniacs” does have it’s good points also, and director Tim Sullivan who also co-wrote the film with penner Chris Kobin - really knew how to make this a “horror movie”. No annoying cut aways or shortening of scenes to avoid showing too much blood on screen. No we get the full deal here which includes body crushing, mutilations, eyeballs popping out of their sockets, death by acid, and two others kills which are even more twisted than those I just mentioned. I just wish they had surrounded all of this great blood, gore, and mayhem with some better villains.

While I thought Englund was a great villain as Mayor Buckman, the other baddies were either portrayed by bad actors or were just too annoying to be cool villains. Now you could say because I’m a northern guy I don’t connect with the whole southern persona thing, which is why I didn’t care for most of the villain characters. But on the flipside of that I thought the Firefly clan in “House of 1000 Corpses” which was yet another psycho redneck flick, were awesome villains. But they were much more hardcore than the Pleasant Valley folk, who came off to me as just a little bit too cornball and not serious enough to make them good villains.

Pros: Creative kills, blood and gore abound, the northern travelers were likeable for the most part. The films final act which includes a showdown between the two survivors and Mayor Buckman and the citizens of Pleasant Valley was awesome. Lin Shaye gives a good performance as Granny Boone despite limited screen time.

Cons: With the exception of Robert Englund as Mayor Buckman The villains weren’t badass enough, and like I stated in the review everything is spelled out to the viewer too quickly as to what will happen to these kids and how. I also did not like the ending and the chain of events which lead up to the films final ending left me shaking my head.

Overall: Average horror movie that has a few items which save it from being a total waste of time. Worth a rental when it hits dvd March 28th.

Review by Mr. HoRrOr - Webmaster/Administrator at Horror Movies &stuff - http://www.hms.notlong.com

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November 2, 2008

Star Trek (DVD) Review

Nominated for four Emmys, including Outstanding Dramatic Series two times in its short three-year stint, Star Trek is a true legend of television history. The brainchild of former L.A. policeman Gene Roddenberry, the show premiered in Fall 1966 only to be cancelled after three seasons due to lackluster ratings. But it may well have been NBC’s network executives who were the cause of the low ratings as they allotted a less than desirable time slot for the show. When Star Trek moved into syndication, its reruns captured the science-fiction imagination of an entirely new audience, catapulting the Star Trek franchise to new heights. Its newfound popularity would, in the decades to come, spawn novels, comic books, six full-length feature films, and reams of merchandise as fans clamored for anything Star Trek-related. Beginning in the 1980’s, spin-offs of the show began to appear such as Star Trek: The Animated Series, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Voyager, and Star Trek: Enterprise…

Star Trek, the original TV series, follows the adventurous exploits of the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise as they “boldly go where no man has gone before…” The spaceship Enterprise is led by Captain James Tiberius Kirk (William Shatner), an Earth-born astronaut who often exhibits the charm, leadership, and creativity necessary for the mission’s survival. Kirk is joined by Lt. Commander Spock (Leonard Nimoy), a Vulcan-born retired commander and theoretical scientist. Chief medical officer Dr. Leonard McCoy (DeForest Kelley) rounds out the main cast of Star Trek which includes a plethora of supporting crew with multiple guest appearances and cameo roles. Together, the crew of U.S.S. Enterprise seeks to carry out its mission: “to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations…” It’s this pioneering attitude, coupled with imaginative sci-fi worlds, that provides Star Trek with its nostalgic allure - especially these episodes from the original TV series, widely regarded as the most popular of all the TV series…

The Star Trek DVD features a number of action-packed episodes including the series premiere “The Man Trap” in which the crew of the Enterprise visits the planet M-113 for an annual check on the residents of its colony. But during the initial landing phase, a crew member turns up dead. Kirk orders an investigation and the crew soon learns that a deadly predator that can assume the shape of any life-form is murdering humans, and the creature now has its sights set on the crew of the Enterprise… Other notable episodes from Season 1 include “Balance of Terror” in which a wedding between two crew members is interrupted when the Enterprise is forced to defend an Earth outpost from an attack by an unknown spacecraft, and “A Taste of Armageddon” in which the Enterprise encounters a pair of “war computers” that carry out an unorthodox form of warfare…

Below is a list of episodes included on the Star Trek (Season 1) DVD:

Episode 1 (The Man Trap) Air Date: 09-08-1966
Episode 2 (Charlie X) Air Date: 09-15-1966
Episode 3 (Where No Man Has Gone Before) Air Date: 09-22-1966
Episode 4 (The Naked Time) Air Date: 09-29-1966
Episode 5 (The Enemy Within) Air Date: 10-06-1966
Episode 6 (Mudd’s Women) Air Date: 10-13-1966
Episode 7 (What Are Little Girls Made Of?) Air Date: 10-20-1966
Episode 8 (Miri) Air Date: 10-27-1966
Episode 9 (Dagger of the Mind) Air Date: 11-03-1966
Episode 10 (The Corbomite Maneuver) Air Date: 11-10-1966
Episode 11 (The Menagerie: Part 1) Air Date: 11-17-1966
Episode 12 (The Menagerie: Part 2) Air Date: 11-24-1966
Episode 13 (The Conscience of the King) Air Date: 12-08-1966
Episode 14 (Balance of Terror) Air Date: 12-15-1966
Episode 15 (Shore Leave) Air Date: 12-22-1966
Episode 16 (The Galileo Seven) Air Date: 01-05-1967
Episode 17 (The Squire of Gothos) Air Date: 01-12-1967
Episode 18 (Arena) Air Date: 01-19-1967
Episode 19 (Tomorrow is Yesterday) Air Date: 01-26-1967
Episode 20 (Court Martial) Air Date: 02-02-1967
Episode 21 (The Return of Archons) Air Date: 02-09-1967
Episode 22 (Space Seed) Air Date: 02-16-1967
Episode 23 (A Taste of Armageddon) Air Date: 02-23-1967
Episode 24 (This Side of Paradise) Air Date: 03-02-1967
Episode 25 (The Devil in the Dark) Air Date: 03-09-1967
Episode 26 (Errand of Mercy) Air Date: 03-23-1967
Episode 27 (The Alternative Factor) Air Date: 03-30-1967
Episode 28 (The City on the Edge of Forever) Air Date: 04-06-1967
Episode 29 (Operation - Annihilate!) Air Date: 04-13-1967

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October 24, 2008

Da Vinci Code Claims Jesus Married Mary Magdalene But Where’s the Proof?

The Code’s claim

At the heart of The Da Vinci Code (novel by Dan Brown, movie directed by Ron Howard and starring Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou, Ian McKellen, Paul Bettany, and Jean Reno) is the claim that Jesus Christ married Mary Magdalene (we’ll call her “Mary M.”).

The character Sir Leigh Teabing offers proof from a document called The Gospel of Philip, which he claims was written by the Apostle Philip. Teabing quotes a passage that says Mary M. was Jesus’ “companion,” which Teabing interprets to mean his wife. He goes on to quote a passage that says Jesus often kissed her on the mouth.

The main characters accept these claims uncritically and for the rest of the novel/movie assume that they are true. But are they? Did Jesus really marry Mary M.? Let’s examine the facts.

Return to the source

First, what does the Bible say? I appeal to the Bible because it provides us with a historical account of the life of Jesus written shortly after the events took place. Matthew and John were eyewitnesses of these events. Mark is reported to have written down the testimony of the Apostle Peter. Luke explains that he “carefully investigated everything from the beginning” (Luke 1:3), and a close reading of the Book of Acts (Luke’s volume two) reveals that as a companion of Paul he often had access to people who had known Jesus during His earthly ministry. The rest of the New Testament concerns issues and events in the period up to roughly 50 years after the death and resurrection of Jesus.

The Bible nowhere mentions Jesus having a wife. To the contrary, in Matthew 19:11-12, Jesus himself praised the single life as a gift some have received from God; for them it is better not to marry:

    Not everyone can accept this word, but only those to whom it has been given. For some are eunuchs because they were born that way; others were made that way by men; and other have made themselves eunuchs because of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it.

Apparently this path is what Jesus Himself accepted: a self-imposed renunciation of marriage for the sake of His ministry. John the Baptizer and the Apostle Paul (see 1 Corinthians 9:5) likewise traveled this lonely road. The Essenes and probably other members of Jewish sects chose to live as celibates.

Who is the Magdalene?

Mary M. is identified as one from whom Jesus drove out seven demons (Luke 8:2; Mark 16:9). She was one of Jesus’ disciples and was among those who accompanied Him from Galilee to Jerusalem. She is the Mary who saw the risen Jesus in the garden just outside the empty tomb (see Mark 15:40-41, 47; 16:1-8, [9-11]; Matthew 27:55-56; 28:1-10; Luke 23:49, 55-56; 24:1-11; John 20:1-2, 10-18). The term ‘Magdalene’ probably means “person from Magdala,” a town on the western shore of the Sea of Galilee, about halfway between Capernaum and Tiberias.

Mistaken identity

Mary M. has often been confused with Mary, the sister of Martha and Lazarus, who lived in Bethany in Judea, just outside of Jerusalem. She has also been mistaken for the unnamed sinful woman who at the house of Simon the Pharisee washed Jesus’ feet with her tears and dried them with her hair (see Luke 7:36-50). If this woman were Mary M., why is she introduced two verses later (Luke 8:2) as someone new? Some also think Mary M. is the woman taken in adultery, as recorded in John 7:53-8:11 (missing from many early manuscripts). Nothing in the text of John or any of the other three canonical gospel accounts supports this.

Why make her a heroine?

Second- and third-century Gnostics picked up on the appearance of Jesus to Mary M. as recorded in John 20, speculating that He must have said more to her than what is recorded there. In fact, they have seen fit to provide us with a discourse Jesus is supposed to have had with Mary M. They have transformed Mary M. into a disciple to whom Jesus imparted secret instruction, as recorded in the document called The Gospel of Mary [Magdalene].

However, it seems the Gnostics confused this Mary with the Mary of Bethany, for it says Jesus loved her more than other women, apparently a reference to John 11:5, which merely says, “Jesus loved Martha and her sister and Lazarus.” Because The Gospel of Mary’s content is thoroughly Gnostic in character, we can confidently reject it as an authentic record of a historical conversation the two had.

At the end of the document, Andrew and then Peter reject what Mary has said because it is so different from what Jesus taught them and because she is a woman. Levi (same as Matthew), however, rebukes Andrew and Peter, and it ends with the disciples going out to proclaim the gospel of the kingdom, presumably having accepted her teaching as genuine.

‘Companion’ and ‘kissing’

The document known as The Gospel of Philip does not make so much of Mary M., but it does say this:

    There were three who always walked with the Lord; Mary, his mother, and his sister and Magdalene, the one who was his companion. His sister and his mother and his companion were each a Mary….

    And the companion of the [missing, possibly “Lord was”] Mary Magdalene. [missing, possibly “Jesus loved”] her more than [missing, possibly “all”] the disciples [missing, possibly “and used to”] kiss her [missing, possibly “often”] on her [missing, possibly “mouth.”] The rest [missing, possibly “of the disciples were offended by this.”] They said to him “Why do you love her more than all of us?” The Savior answered and said to them, “Why do I not love you like her? When a blind man and one who sees are both together in the darkness, they are no different from one another. When the light comes, then he who sees will see the light, and he who is blind will remain in darkness.”

Despite the claim of the Da Vinci Code character Sir Leigh Teabing that in Aramaic, “companion” means “wife,” nothing in the context of this passage suggests that Jesus was married to Mary M. The original Gospel of Philip manuscript is in Coptic, an Egyptian language related to Greek, not Aramaic, as Da Vinci Code implies.

The corresponding Greek word for “companion” is koino-nos, which means “partaker, partner, participant, one who shares.” Here are the ten places this word occurs in the New Testament, not one time does it mean wife: Matthew 23:30; Luke 5:10; 1 Corinthians 10:18, 20; 2 Corinthians 1:7; 8:23; Philemon 17; Hebrews 10:33; 1 Peter 5:1; 2 Peter 1:4.

The Gospel of Philip passage merely suggests that Mary M. was a close disciple of Jesus, nothing more.
The manuscript has lacunae (gaps or holes), as indicated by the brackets. The missing text has to be reconstructed, and a degree of uncertainty remains whether the reconstruction is accurate. The editor of the documents states:

    [T]here is the physical deterioration of the books themselves, which began no doubt before they were buried around 400 C.E., advanced steadily while they remained buried, and unfortunately was not completely halted in the period between their discovery in 1945 and their final conservation some thirty years later. When only a few letters are missing, they can often be filled in adequately, but larger holes must simply remain a blank. (Robinson, 2-3).

It is entirely possible that “mouth” is not the right reconstruction. The missing word could have been cheek, hand, or even forehead. No one knows for sure.

What we do know is that the context indicates that the kiss only signifies her favored status as a disciple; no sexual overtones are present. The idea of her favored status must be an inference the Gnostic author of The Gospel of Philip made based on Jesus’ post-resurrection appearance outside the tomb.

But a more plausible reason might be that the crucifixion had filled Mary M. with an inconsolable grief, and the empty tomb only compounded it. Jesus may have appeared to especially to her out of compassion for her hurting heart. Another possible explanation is that he chose her and the other women as a way of conferring honor on women, making them the first to testify to the resurrection of their Lord.

Unreliable claim

Yet, even if The Gospel of Philip reported a marriage between Jesus and Mary M. (which it does not), it would remain the mere claim of a Gnostic who produced this document long after the canonical gospels were in circulation.

The manuscript was found in 1945 among other documents, all of which are now know as “The Nag Hammadi Library.” Scholars have assigned the approximate date of 400 C.E. to when all of them were buried. An examination of the contents of Gospel of Philip demonstrates its secondary character. For example, it speaks of the Jerusalem temple using the past tense (immediately placing it after the 70 C.E. destruction of Jerusalem) and refers to phrases from the canonical gospels and epistles as if they are well known, providing Gnostic interpretations of them. All of this suggests that the original Gospel of Philip, while it could be much earlier that 400 C.E., it post-dates the New Testament by probably a hundred years or more.

Which can we trust?

The New Testament provides us with a trustworthy, reliable account written during while many of the eyewitnesses were still alive to confirm or deny what was written. The apocryphal account we read in The Gospel of Philip and other writings of the second to fourth centuries are much later and are telling a different story to introduce doctrines contradictory to what was proclaimed by the apostles. Unlike the works of its namesake, Leonardo, The Da Vinci Code is no masterpiece of research—its historical blunders are too glaring.

Want to go deeper?

If you want to read the authoritative English translation of The Gospel of Mary and The Gospel of Philip, including its lacunae, you can find it in James M. Robinson, ed., et al., The Nag Hammadi Library, 3d ed. (New York: Harper & Row, 1988). (Unfortunately, the online version of The Gospel of Philip does not show the lacunae, but presents conjectures as if they are part of the text.) You can also find a discussion of but The Gospel of Mary, The Gospel of Philip, and other Gnostic documents in Edgar Hennecke and Wilhelm Schneemelcher, eds. New Testament Apocrypha, Vol. 1: Gospels and Related Writings, R. McL. Wilson, trans. (Philadelphia, PA: Westminster, 1963). For more on Gnosticism and its relationship to Christianity, see Ronald Nash, The Gospel and the Greeks: Did the New Testament Borrow from Pagan Thought?, 2d ed. (Phillipsburg, NJ: P & R, 2003) and Edwin Yamauchi, Pre-Christian Gnosticism: A Survey of the Proposed Evidences, 2d ed. (Grand Rapids, MI: Baker, 1983).

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